Hello, Teenage America


Hello children...
I thought these messages were worth posting because they entertained me, so you can read them too

The Ventura Police Department in action!

(lol, if this is for real... I'd have to feel sorry for people who live in Ventura, apparently their police have nothing better to do than harass webmasters from maryland about their humorous obscure websites)

Hello my name is Officer Hatlin I am apart of the Ventura County Sheriffs Department and I am concerned about your website that it is hurting peoples minds so in two days you better have this channel condemned or we will give you severe punishments and if you think I am lying that I work for the sheriffs dep. then you will find out once we condemn your site and give you severe punishments. The reason why we are doing this is because some little child can come on this website and he will follow everything that you say. So all I am asking is that you cancel this website in two days or else severe things will occur.

Its a good thing I never posted my other creation, "Zip's A Child's First Guide to Suicide" I'll bet he'd have a ball with that one, especially all those cool pictures i made in paintbrush *note, this one may go too far* of people with guns to their heads. Well, I finally got the flame I wanted so much =)

Some guy named cleric (he had a bunch of ascii stuff in his name :o) sent me these, you may read them.

your page is GREAT! about the goth thing. but you should rename it to "how to be a mansonite" because then everything there would be WAY to true, oh and there is one other thing "drink blood, because you will live forever" you forgot that. oh and "shout out marilyn manson quotes because you're thinking for yourself" hehe, that's about it, thanks

I'm not sure if this is a flame or not... honestly, I have no idea what this dudes talking about

skinny puppy is cool and you goth shit suck bad get a life and use it please! but it is vary funny ill give you that. Oh yeah goth dosent exist. theres a clue for you

I can sympathise though, I'm sure I've been that stoned before.

This was kinda odd...

Hello, I need to know are there vampires out there please tell me ok. e-mail ASAP and give me your answer.

....people, oh fuck it.